…from The Oatmeal today.
Out with the old, in with the new
I usually post a list of New Year’s resolutions on December 31, but this year’s resolutions are so boring that I thought I would enliven them with some things to be glad all over about. So <drumroll> these are my personal highlights of 2012, followed by some very dull resolutions for 2013…
In the arts:
Carter USM at Brixton Academy. A lifetime’s dream attained.
John Renbourn and friends at the Union Chapel.
The Flying Medallions at the Grosvenor in Stockwell, and if you weren’t there you’ll never know how good it was.
The Cindy Sherman exhibition at MOMA.
Limmy’s Show S3 was the best sketch show I have seen this century (though you should also watch Burnistoun, which I loved too), and Limmy on Twitter is just brilliant. I have a separate Limmy column in Tweetdeck, so I don’t miss anything. If you don’t follow him, start immediately (and while you’re there, you should also follow the Burnistoun boys – Robert Florence, the God of Games and nicest man in comedy, and Iain Connell, who doesn’t tweet very often but it’s always worth the wait, and yes, Scottish comedy is better than English at the moment).
In sport:
Crystal Palace’s 14-game unbeaten run and continuing campaign for promotion to the Premiership for the first time in years, and only two years after we almost went out of business altogether.
The Olympics and Paralympics, of course. I loved everything, but my favourite bits were the women’s Wheelchair Basketball final, Bert Le Clos, a family day out at the Paralympic athletics and Mo, who was robbed for Sports Personality of the Year.
…talking of which, my own sporting endeavours included running 5K for charity, twice. That’s two-thirds as far as Mo ran to win his brace of gold medals, in just over twice the time.
At work:
The Mind the Product Conference at the Mermaid Theatre in September. Reminded me why I do what I do, and if you work in digital product development you must go next year.
And in November, the Radio Festival at the Lowry Centre in Manchester, which was so much fun that I think you should go next year anyway, regardless of whether you work in radio.
Elsewhere:
I visited a lot of new places this year. I liked them all, but my favourites were Glasgow, Naples and Coney Island, with Edinburgh, Nassau, Dingle and Warsaw close behind.
(I took photos of all of those places, but I seem to have forgotten to upload most of them to Flickr. They’ll appear there one day soon, I expect.)
Honourable mentions go to being married, my new job, my old job, baby Betty and catching up with friends I hadn’t seen in years, or in some cases decades (you know who you are).
And here are my resolutions for 2013, which I am putting in the present tense because a man teaching a yoga class I went to recently said that if you want to do something, you should make a resolution to do it now, not in the future. It made sense at the time, though I think I have paraphrased badly.
I watch more films than TV. (This, by itself, will markedly improve the quality of my life, I am convinced.)
I eat fruit for breakfast. I started this earlier this year after reading that your body derives more goodness from fruit if you eat it on an empty stomach. Since my stomach never has time to be empty when I am awake, I decided the solution was to eat fruit first thing. Sometimes I follow it up with porridge or crumpets or eggs on toast, but it still counts.
I floss every day. (Sorry, I know this one is especially boring, but if I don’t write this one down I might conveniently forget it, and it’s probably the most important of all.)
I go to bed by 11pm on weeknights, unless there is a good reason not to.
I cook what’s in the fridge before I buy more food.We’ve been doing this over Christmas, and you get to try nice new things that you wouldn’t have thought of if you didn’t have to use up pak choi, carrots, red pepper and an egg, AND you get to feel virtuous about it, AND when you really don’t have anything in you don’t have to feel bad about ordering pizza.
I leave the camera at home sometimes. I have always taken too many photos, and if I don’t have my camera with me I get antsy, but sometimes it’s fun just to have fun and stop frantically trying to record it all. So sometimes, I will do that.
I think that’s it for now. Last year’s resolutions were all tasks, rather than changes of behaviour, and I did them all, but I don’t think a task really counts as a resolution. You have to do the stuff you have to do, whatever time of year it is. I did make a new set, in February, one of which was “I will go to the cinema more”, a version of which is included every year. But watching more films is easier than going to the cinema more often, isn’t it? Well, I’ll find out.
Happy new year!
Advent song for December 24: Auld Lang Syne, Scotland/Bedford Falls
I know it’s really a New Year song, but I couldn’t resist the chance to include a clip from the best Christmas film of all, and if they can sing it on Christmas Eve in Bedford Falls, then so can we. Also, I visited Scotland for the first time as an adult this year and fell in love with it, so it feels entirely appropriate to finish up with a little bit of Burns.
If you haven’t seen It’s A Wonderful Life then cancel your plans for the rest of the day and go and watch it immediately. If you have, remember that the following clip will make you cry, so don’t watch it on the train or at the office (and what are you still doing at the office? Go home!).
<A pause while you recompose yourself>
Together, all these songs provide about an hour of music, which as it happens is about how long you’ll need to eat the main course of your Christmas lunch, so as a Christmas present to you, here is a Spotify playlist of them all. Sadly Song’s song from Korea isn’t on Spotify (at least, it probably is, but I have no idea what it’s called so I can’t check), so in its place England finally gets a look-in with the King’s singers rendition of Adam Lay Ybounden. The clip from It’s A Wonderful Life is a bit longer and I’ve had to use different versions of one or two of the songs, but otherwise it’s largely the list you’ve already seen and heard here. Happy Christmas!
(If the embedded version doesn’t work for you, here’s a boring old link.)
Advent song(s) for December 23: An Austrian-German double bill
I have aways had a few more songs floating around my list than there was strictly going to be time for, and since tomorrow’s song is all tied up and has been since before we started, today is the last chance to sneak in a spare. Also, I feel like today is the last day before Christmas when you might have time to stop and listen to three different songs (I have included two versions of one of them). Tomorrow is a short sharp burst of Christmas goodness, but today let’s wallow in it.
From Austria, here is the lovely Stille Nacht, composed by Father Joseph Mohr and Franz Xaver Gruber in the early part of the nineteeth century, first performed on Christmas Eve 1818 in Oberndorf bei Salzburg and just about the most famous Christmas song in the world (or maybe the second most famous, but more on that another time). There is almost nobody you can think of who hasn’t recorded a version at some point, but for authenticity’s sake here is the Vienna Boys’ Choir, sounding as good as you’d expect them to:
Today’s second song is O Tannenbaum, which started out as a Silesian folk song, was turned into a tragic love song by Joachim August de Zarnack in 1819 and then, by the addition in 1824 by Ernst Anschütz of two more verses, into a Christmas song, and don’t say I never spoil you because today you are getting two versions: a gorgeous German one sung by the Tölzer Knabenchor, and the Vince Guaraldi Trio’s arrangement for A Charlie Brown Christmas, because that’s the one that really makes me feel Christmassy.
(If you object to the Hollywoodification of a traditional and originally non-Christmassy song, incidentally, you might want to exercise caution when visiting tomorrow, and if you think you can guess the final song from that clue let me know and if you’re right I’ll send you a prize.)
Advent song for December 22: W żłobie leży, Poland
W żłobie leży is a traditional Polish carol dating from the seventeenth century, and it’s another one which has made it, via various adaptations and translations, into English, as Infant Holy, Infant Lowly. I really like the original, especially in this beautifully crackly 1946 recording made by the Poznań Nightingales, founded in 1939 and taken over in 1945 by the conductor, composer and teacher Stefan Stuligrosz, who was just 19 at the time and who remained associated with the choir until his death in June this year at the age of 92.
Do watch the video (or slide show, really) which “Oliver K” has lovingly put together to accompany the recording:
Advent song for December 21: And now for something completely different…
Nollaig Shona from Dublin, whence I bring you a very special and personally dedicated Christmas song. A few weeks ago when I put out a call for Christmas songs from around the world, Tom (who also featured in this calendar last year) was in Korea, doing something artistic with the Korean National Dance Company, so he thought he’d get them to sing us a Korean Christmas song. As Tom put it:
Only one of them was capable/willing. Unlikely as it sounds, her name IS actually Song.
So here is Song from Korea, singing a song from Korea. I’m not sure what it’s called, but it’s AMAZING, and if you listen closely you will notice that it is also dedicated to all of you:
Advent song for December 20: Black Christmas, USA
It’s a mistake to put a song from the USA so close to a song from Canada, but I slipped up about a week ago and posted the wrong song, and since then my schedule’s gone out of the window and I’ve been making it up as I go along. I’ve also had to ditch the idea of including a song from England because I couldn’t find any good audio or video recordings of the Sheffield carols, which were what I wanted, and I couldn’t work up the enthusiasm to find an alternative. You already know enough English Christmas music anyway, right?
This is yet another song which I can’t tell you much about, even though it only dates from the 1970s. I can’t even tell you who it’s by or when it was written, but it sounds American, and the artist is the Harlem Children’s Chorus, so we can safely assume they are American, at least.
The song was suggested by@shacker and whilst it’s in a different mode from most of the rest of my choices, once I’d heard it I couldn’t not include it. Once you hear it I hope you’ll agree.
Advent song for December 18: Jesous Ahatonhia/Huron Carol, Canada
We used to sing the 1926 English translation of this at school, when I had no idea that it was from Canada, or that it was so old, having been written in 1623 by the Jesuit missionary Jean de Brébeuf and based on a French folk tune which is even older. (I also had no idea what a “mighty gitchi manitou” was, but I know now.)
I have chosen this gorgeous version because it uses the original Huron words, but if you have time you should also go and have a listen to this version by the Elora Festival singers, which is just as hauntingly beautiful in a completely different way.
There is a detailed explanation of the Huron-language words, with pronunciation guidelines should you want to sing along, here.
(Sorry this is so late today. I have just started a new job and it’s taking up all my hours.)


