Greetings from the Baltic coast. You join me as I depart Tallinn for Helsinki, where I am told it’s even colder. No matter; I have tea to warm my blood and music to warm my heart, though this particular number is more likely to send shivers down your spine than warm your cockles, for which I can only apologise and say: we’re all in this together. This is about as bad as it gets, so if you’re still with me by the end you can safely stay for the long haul. Bring tissues.