Advent song for Christmas Eve: December Song

As I explained twenty-four days ago, Cliff hasn’t had a Christmas hit in the last decade so we couldn’t squeeze him in, but the other patron saint of Christmas, George Michael, did have a belated follow-up to Last Christmas in 2008 (and again the next year, because that can happen now), with this beautiful and wistful song. I’m still a bit cross that he’s not here, but if he can’t be then praise baby Jesus that at least we can still listen to him.

Note: if you’ve already been Whamageddoned then you should obviously listen to Last Christmas immediately after this. If you’re still playing, you can stay within the rules by listening to my brother’s version instead.

Merry Georgemas!

Advent song for December 23: One More Sleep

It’s sort of fitting that I forgot to publish this yesterday because now there really is one more sleep to go. And lucky you, you get to enjoy it at 6.45am because lucky me, I forgot to switch off my alarm even though I absolutely don’t have to go to work today, or (currently) ever again.

This is the almost-winner because if you’ve been playing close attention you’ll have noticed that all of the songs we’ve had until now are yet to become nailed-on stone-cold Christmas classics…except for this one, which just is.

Advent song for December 22: Christmas In L.A.

What sort of a Christmas person are you? Are you fully prepped and settling in for a weekend of mince pies and mulled wine? Or are you thinking about making a start on your Christmas shopping? I hope it’s the former, because you will need to pay this video your full attention for its entire five minutes and twelve seconds in order to appreciate everything about it. If their video for Boots was beautiful, The Killers’ collaboration with Dawes (and Irving Berlin) three years later, its video featuring Owen Wilson and Harry Dean Stanton and filmed, animated and edited by students at Brigham Young University, is the shining pinnacle of their charitable Christmas efforts and it really deserves not to be on in the background while you do something else, so make yourself a hot chocolate with marshmallows in, turn the volume up high and settle in.

Advent song for December 20: White Christmas

Oh look! It’s the only artist among this year’s line-up who was on the shortlist for the Time magazine Person of the Year for 2018. She didn’t win, but Gaga is the queen of all our hearts nonetheless since shedding her pirate’s costume to win everyone over as the overwhelmingly normal Ally in hot Oscars favourite A Star Is Born (although EYE liked her before she was normal).

I somehow missed this version when we did our White Christmas special five years ago, so here she is with a 2011 rendition of everyone’s favourite seasonal standard. I agree with the top commenter, Erick Calderilla Videos, who says She´s Really A Good Artist. She Can Sing, Dance And Create New Things, Not Only In Pop Music… IN THE WORLD SHE´S A GOOD AND HAPPY PERSON.

Advent song for December 18: Getting Ready For Christmas Day

There’s only one well-known Christmas song by Simon and Garfunkel: their haunting 7 O’Clock News/Silent Night which is a portmanteau of the well-known carol with a simulated (but based on real events) news broadcast which gradually takes over from the angelic singing to remind us that NOT EVERYTHING IS PEACE AND GOODWILL, MKAY? And Paul Simon clearly decided while writing this 2010 Christmas single that the format wasn’t broke so he wasn’t fixing it, and came up with a jolly, bob-along, Cecilia-ish track that hovers around the edges of being political and is superimposed over a sample of a 1941 sermon by the Reverend J.M. Gates. The result is a slightly complex mishmash of meanings (from which I think you’re allowed to choose your favourite), but if you ignore all of that and just listen to the sound of it I promise it’ll make you want to dance. Which is more than can be said for Silent Night.

Advent song for December 17: Mary, Did You Know?

Technically this song dates from 1991, but since this version of it is from 2012 it’s allowed. There’s a version by Pentatonix, whom we heard from last week with That’s Christmas To Me, which has a better video, but this version by CeeLo Green is my pick because his voice is just soaringly beautiful, it’s a better and more interesting arrangement and because at 2:24 it goes full Live And Let Die, which is what you probably, and I definitely, need on a chilly December Monday.

Advent song for December 16: Tinsel and Lights

Welcome to Crooners’ Sunday! This title track from Tracy Thorn’s 2012 album is most like a benign take on Fairytale of New York, but it has echoes of at least a dozen other Christmas classics, because Tracy Thorn is a brilliant songwriter as well as a beautiful singer. This one is best enjoyed with a mince pie and a glass of mulled wine, which coincidentally is exactly what I’ll be having shortly.

Advent song for December 15: Joel The Lump Of Coal

Welcome to the Killers’ 2014 Christmas effort, with a video directed by Jimmy Kimmel and a story that lands somewhere between Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer and The Ugly Duckling, which makes it both extremely Christmassy and very sad, but not if you can bear to hang in there until the end. If you can’t be bothered to follow the story just enjoy the animations and the Christmas jumpers, both of which are top notch.

Advent song for December 14: That’s Christmas To Me

Sorry today’s is so late, I was cleaning my now former flat and it took ALL DAY. But it’s worth the wait because this song is both perfect and awful in exactly the same way as Love, Actually or Songs That Make Will Feel Sick, which would make it perfect for Christmastime even if it weren’t a Christmas song, which it is. I assume Pentatonix all live in a house together and spend all their time working up acapella five-piece harmonies, but I’m too tired to Google them and find out. I mean, you would if you could, right?