This was originally on the rejects pile, but the song I was going to have today isn’t on YouTube, except in a long and tedious version, so instead here’s Whitney, UK Christmas number one in 1992, when she was still insanely beautiful. I hope that whoever  cast Kevin Costner, the most insipid man in the world, as (a) a bodyguard and (b) Whitney Houston’s love interest has since found a job better suited to their talents.

This version cuts the song off a little before the end, but if you’re like me you’ll find you won’t mind that a bit. Perhaps you can use the spare time to listen to Dolly Parton’s superior version (just don’t read the comments underneath).