Silver linings

  1. We don’t have to lose to Arsenal every week next season
  2. We get to play Charlton
  3. We run no risk of upsetting Derby County’s record of the lowest points tally and earliest relegation from the Premiership since its inception
  4. I don’t have to try and find a pub to watch the final in when I’m on away at the seaside for the bank holiday weekend
  5. The first one again