Due to an unfortunate incident at the weekend, I am currently one-handed. At least, I can use my left hand, but it’s bandaged up and I’m not allowed to get it wet. So far I have overcome this by initially not washing at all, and then by having a bath and holding my left arm up in the air throughout. But today I am at home, and as my flat is only as big as an egg there is no bath, so I am about to experiment with the one-handed shower. I’m going to don a washing-up glove and hope for the best. Wish me luck.