A joke

At the Friday night service, Bernie turns up with a rottweiler in tow. The rabbi is outraged and says “Bernie, you can’t bring that dog in here, it’s completely inappropriate”. “Just wait,” says Bernie, and he produces a yarmulke and a tallith and puts them on the dog, who immediately starts reading beautifully from the prayer book. “That’s amazing,” says the rabbi, “I’m sorry I doubted you. Do you think he would be interested in attending rabbinical school?”. Bernie throws up his hands in disgust. “YOU try telling him”, he says, “he wants to be a doctor!”.
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4 thoughts on “A joke

  1. elsiem says:

    I’ll bear it in mind. The problem with Jewish jokes is that most of them are exactly the same as that one.

  2. Andy says:

    Hey wait here’s another one:

    At the Friday night service, Aaron turns up with a rottweiler in tow. The rabbi is outraged and says “Aaron, you can’t bring that dog in here, it’s completely inappropriate”. “Just wait,” says Aaron, and he produces a yarmulke and a tallith and puts them on the dog, who immediately starts reading beautifully from the prayer book. “That’s amazing,” says the rabbi, “I’m sorry I doubted you. Do you think he would be interested in attending rabbinical school?”. Aaron throws up his hands in disgust. “YOU try telling him”, he says, “he wants to be a doctor!”.

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