A joke

At the Friday night service, Bernie turns up with a rottweiler in tow. The rabbi is outraged and says “Bernie, you can’t bring that dog in here, it’s completely inappropriate”. “Just wait,” says Bernie, and he produces a yarmulke and a tallith and puts them on the dog, who immediately starts reading beautifully from the prayer book. “That’s amazing,” says the rabbi, “I’m sorry I doubted you. Do you think he would be interested in attending rabbinical school?”. Bernie throws up his hands in disgust. “YOU try telling him”, he says, “he wants to be a doctor!”.
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Author: Laura Morgan

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4 thoughts on “A joke”

  1. I’ll bear it in mind. The problem with Jewish jokes is that most of them are exactly the same as that one.

  2. Hey wait here’s another one:

    At the Friday night service, Aaron turns up with a rottweiler in tow. The rabbi is outraged and says “Aaron, you can’t bring that dog in here, it’s completely inappropriate”. “Just wait,” says Aaron, and he produces a yarmulke and a tallith and puts them on the dog, who immediately starts reading beautifully from the prayer book. “That’s amazing,” says the rabbi, “I’m sorry I doubted you. Do you think he would be interested in attending rabbinical school?”. Aaron throws up his hands in disgust. “YOU try telling him”, he says, “he wants to be a doctor!”.

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