Yesterday, in the post-Sunday-lunch haze, I was introduced to this film, which I was amazed not to have heard of before. It’s a jewel-heist caper! With Joan Collins and David Hasselhoff! And it’s rubbish!
But I sort of loved the tagline: “His only hope is to escape with her jewels…before she steals his heart!”. Exclamation mark theirs.
2 thoughts on “Cartier Affair”
does he escape with the jewels?
I am ashamed to say I went to sleep before the end, so I never got to find out.
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