I’m delighted to be able to report that I am now getting spam with wildly fascinating subject lines, as well as senders. In my inbox this afternoon I have the following offerings, all of which I quite want to read:

FDA finds salmonella strain in jalapeno

Man kills for lottery winnings

Saturated fat found to be good for you

Christian Bale doomed Oscar chances

Woman loses foot in shock attack [I wonder if the foot will later appear washed up on a Canadian beach?]

And my very favourite:

Monkey breast feeds human baby