Time for some rock’n’roll Christmas angst. This is a great song, with the added bonus for me that it conjures up memories of Bernard and the Genie, a superb Christmas film which, unfathomably, remains unavailable on DVD, but which you can watch if you come to my house. Shall we say Christmas Eve, around 7pm? I’ll make mince pies. Bring gin.
Tag: Christmas
Advent song for December 12
I love the Beach Boys and, for a sunshine and surfing band, they have quite a lot of Christmas songs. However, there are good reasons why you don’t know most of them. This one, though, is properly great. I especially love the solemn refrain of “Christmas comes this time each year” – which is perfectly true, whichever way you look at it.
Advent song for December 11
I’m late! WordPress is clever enough to let me post in advance and specify a later publication time, but not the reverse. I blame working from home: my routine was all shot.
Anyway, we’re going to stick with my far-off university days (Essex, in case you were wondering) and have the Spice Girls’ rendition of Christmas Wrapping, which if memory serves correctly was the b-side of one of their Christmas singles. I would have liked to include one of the singles themselves, but they are not particularly Christmassy, and anyway this is fun, with its updated references to Tesco and cling film. Good old The Spice Girls. There doesn’t seem to be a real video, but this is the weirdest liveliest of the fan-created offerings on YouTube.
Advent song for December 10
This song came out in my first term at university in 1994, so it holds fond memories for me of my first year living away from home. I heard the single on the radio and immediately went out and bought it (I’d like to say on 7″, but although it would still have been possible to buy the vinyl version, I’m pretty sure I didn’t have a record player by then) and played it to death that Christmas.
I remember reading an interview with Tony Mortimer shortly afterwards in which he admitted that the bells at the end were added in a cynical – and successful – attempt to make the record Christmas number one. I love that they backed that up with a special Christmas version of the video, and don’t they look darling in their fluffy hoods?
Advent song for December 9
I love Eartha Kitt’s voice. It’s little-girlish and gritty all at once. She reminds me a little bit of Mrs Banks from Mary Poppins, though I don’t know how flattered either of them would be at the comparison.
(I was going to add “…if either of them were still alive, that is” at the end there, but I thought I’d check and though Eartha did indeed leave us last Christmas Day, Glynis Johns is still going strong at 86. So a happy Christmas to her, too, and any other surviving members of the Banks family.)
Advent song for December 8
Why do none of these songs have proper videos? This is another hand-crafted effort by a dedicated YouTube user, but it’s less horrible than some. It was this or a live version, which would have been much less fun. This is a good singalong number for your office Christmas party, should your office Christmas party be featuring music, which mine won’t. Although if you listen closely, it sounds as though Chris has a bit of a sore throat. Get well soon, Chris!
Advent song for December 7
This lovely song is for anyone who’s feeling sad this Christmas-time.
Tree!
I was all set to resurrect last year’s minimalist white and gold decorations in my egg, but when I took them out and plugged them in none of the lights were working properly, and it all looked a bit sad. Elegantly understated only works when it – well, works.
So I ventured out in search of replacements and, without quite knowing what I was doing, found myself buying a real tree. This is the first real tree I’ve ever had of my own, so I think I must definitely be grown up now. It’s decorated with coloured lights and blue lametta and there isn’t really space for it in the front room, but I love it all the same.
(This photo was taken on the beloved’s phone, hence the slight abstract electro quality.)
Advent song for December 5
I thought you might be in the mood for something partyish on the first Saturday of the month, so here are Kirsty and the Pogues doing their thing. True story: two Christmasses ago my friend S managed, accidentally, to invoke a setting on her phone which played “A Fairytale of New York” over the top of her recorded answerphone message, so that anyone who tried to call her had to listen to Shane wailing in the background while they waited to leave voicemail. It was all very odd.
Advent song for December 4
The lyrics of this song have nothing at all to do with Christmas, but it has a Christmas video and is on all the Christmas compilations, so it definitely counts. It’s also a great song. I do like a cheesy Christmas ballad (watch out for several more over the coming days!).
(My laptop is presently in the possession of a nice young man from Brixton who’s going to make it go faster and stop shutting down unexpectedly, so for the weekend’s advent song’s I’ll be experimenting with WordPress’s scheduled post functionality. If the songs for December 5 and 6 appear at the wrong time or not at all, you’ll know I got it wrong.)

