Check out how everyone in this video bar Shakey himself looks like there’s something a bit wrong about them.
Category: Arts
Advent song for December 14
I knew this was the song I wanted for today, but I didn’t know which version I wanted, so this morning I engaged in a bit of research. Things I didn’t know before include that this song is from a film, that it was written in 1949 and that it won the best song Oscar the following year. There’s a very charming version from 1951 featuring Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Jordan, and there will always be a place in my heart for the Miss Piggy/Rudolf Nuryev cover, but because it’s the original and best, here are Ricardo Montalban and Esther Williams in Neptune’s Daughter (I’d never heard of it either) with Baby It’s Cold Outside.
Advent song for December 13
What I like about this is that it’s an attempt to emulate the glitz and pomp of the glam rock Christmas classics from the 1970s, and it more or less succeeds. That the song hasn’t passed into Christmas legend isn’t its fault: it’s genuinely good. It stopped being fashionable to like The Darkness, but for a few months there they were, in their own way, very good indeed. And this video has everything, including a children’s choir and a Christmas message at the end. What more could you want? A penis reference, you say? It’s got that too. Enjoy.
Advent song for December 11
No introduction needed for this one, I don’t think. Keep an eye out for the coats and the hairstyles; I can’t decide which are more surprising.
Seasonal songs
I’ve realised, too late, that I should have created my own online advent calendar by embedding a video for a different Christmas song each day. Well, it’s too late to do it from the 1st, but it’s not too late to start now. So from now until Christmas, except on the 19th-22nd inclusive when I will be out of the country and may not have internet access, I will link to a new Christmas song each day from among my personal favourites. We will begin with an item which is neither an embedded video nor even a video at all, really, but it’s one of the happiest Christmas songs there is: Andy Williams singing Sleigh Ride. Make sure you listen all the way through; it gets better as it goes along. Just like advent.
Erratum
I was mistaken yesterday when I said that The Wimbledon Poisoner was the only book to have rendered me insensible with laughter. It also happened with Three Men In A Boat.
Autumn reading roundup
Interspersed with P.G. Wodehouse and Agatha Christie, I have managed to bend my eyes around a few proper books in the last month or two…
The Ballad of Peckham Rye is great fun, my fondness for locally-set stories notwithstanding. It reminded me a bit of The Wimbledon Poisoner, which is still the only book to have reduced me to helpless, sobbing fits of laughter. On a crowded train. I have also bought myself a copy of The Wimbledon Poisoner, which I intend to treat myself to a re-reading of over Christmas.
Jack Maggs is a clever, sideways re-telling of Great Expectations, but I don’t think you’d need to have read the latter book to enjoy it. Worth it for the atmosphere and the dialogue; Peter Carey catches the Dickensian tone almost perfectly, which makes it all the more jarring on the couple of occasions where he misses it.
The Choking Doberman is all of the things I like best: a meandering, thoughtful discourse on the nature and history of some of the most famous urban legends of our times. It was published over twenty years ago so there’s been plenty of development since, but the most interesting aspect of it is how many stories which I heard in the 1980s and 1990s were old news even then. It’s also funny, creepy and disturbing in equal measure, and some of the stories are fantastically gruesome.
Mommie Dearest is Joan Crawford’s daughter Christina’s account of a life lived in the shadow of one of Hollywood’s more genuine fuck-ups. The stories she tells about her childhood are harrowing, but I came out of it feeling more sorry for Joan, who never overcame her deep unhappiness, than for Christina, who at least managed to find her way out of it and make some sort of normal life for herself. Worth reading, but steel yourself.
I had been slightly put off The Yiddish Policemen’s Union because for a while it seemed to be one of those books which everyone was reading, and I have a slight and perverse desire not to read those books, or at least not at the same time as everybody else reads them. I remember mentioning a few years ago to two friends that I was reading We Need to Talk About Kevin, and having them both tell me that they were reading it too. I felt sullied, and was slightly put off the book. Anyway, I eventually got around to TYPU and I’m glad I did, because I enjoyed it very much indeed. I don’t know if it’s because the characters are speaking and thinking in Yiddish (though everything is in English), or if that’s just the way Michael Chabon writes, but the language is so crunchy and substantial that the pleasure one takes in reading it is almost palpable. It’s exactly as satisfying as making the first footprint in a sheet of deep snow. It’s also a murder mystery, and I like them lots.
I’m now halfway through a book of short stories by Ethan Coen, which so far I’m also enjoying, and for similar reasons. But that’s a post for another day.
Another theme tune
We came up with another TV show whose name can be sung along to the theme music, with a small amount of adjustment:
♫ Ooh, Coronation Street
Ooh, Coronation Street… ♫
Rick Astley: best act ever
I am delighted to accounce that Rick Astley won Best Act Ever at the MTV European Music Awards this weekend. It seems Rick is marginally less delighted, having stayed away from the awards themselves and issued a statement which sounded stoic rather than over the moon:
I am honoured that my fans worked so hard to help me win Best Act Ever at the 2008 MTV Europe Music Awards.
This is the first time I have been nominated for the EMAs and I would like to thank everyone who voted for me.
I think maybe he suspects that some of the voters were having a laugh. Which, to be fair, we sort of were, but only because we think you’re brilliant, Rick!
YouTube won’t let me embed a video, so here’s a boring old link.
Celebrity autobiographies
Whenever I’m in a proper bookshop, which is almost never, I like to have a look at the latest bestsellers in the biography section, because of all the genres they have the best titles. To prove the point, here is a sample. First off, the straightforward plays on words:
- My Word is My Bond, by Roger Moore
- Clips from a Life, by Dennis Norden
- Stallone: A Rocky Life, by Frank Sanello
And the winner in this category, Between the Lines: My Story Uncut, by Jason Donovan
In a related category, we have food puns: Humble Pie, by Gordon Ramsay and Spilling the Beans, by Clarissa Dickson-Wright.
Then there are the titles which sound like plays on words, but which aren’t, quite:
- Soul on the Street by William Roache
- Just Biggins, by Christopher Biggins
The winner in this category, unless you can tell me where the play on words comes in, is One Flew Into The Cuckoo’s Egg, by Bill Oddie (perhaps that’s all you need to know).
And finally, the puns which make you wonder whether they started out as a joke which got out of hand:
- A Young Man’s Passage, by Julian Clary
- Cider With Roadies, by Stuart Maconie
The winner in this category as well as the overall winner is Peter Grant: The Man Who “Led Zeppelin”, by one Chris Welch. Congratulations, Chris.
