I’m delighted to be able to report that I am now getting spam with wildly fascinating subject lines, as well as senders. In my inbox this afternoon I have the following offerings, all of which I quite want to read:
FDA finds salmonella strain in jalapeno
Man kills for lottery winnings
Saturated fat found to be good for you
Christian Bale doomed Oscar chances
Woman loses foot in shock attack [I wonder if the foot will later appear washed up on a Canadian beach?]
And my very favourite:
Monkey breast feeds human baby
